This much is clear: VT needs to invest heavily in emotional support monkeys

If we could just get the monkeys to serve the team turkey bacon on a daily basis, all our wildest dreams would come true.
[Post edited by Zanderhokie at 11/02/2021 12:31PM]

In response to this post by culpmania

Posted: 11/02/2021 at 11:49AM

Extension of hokie 04's support monkey story below -- culpmania 11/02/2021 11:44AM

We will never attract top assistants until school moves closer to Bluefield ** -- lchoro 11/02/2021 4:36PM

LOL. Is that your minkey? -- Brown Water 11/02/2021 2:35PM

This much is clear: VT needs to invest heavily in emotional support monkeys -- Zanderhokie 11/02/2021 11:49AM

You get the strippers because then they bring the monkeys for you ** -- Synaesthesia 11/02/2021 3:20PM

Let the monkeys sell softdrinks in the stands too. -- likehokies 11/02/2021 12:46PM

That would help with those ridiculous concession lines. ** -- Hokie`79 11/02/2021 2:50PM

Clemson has water slides. We have stripper poles!! ** -- fordham 11/02/2021 12:34PM

That would be Loserville. ** -- EDGEMAN 11/02/2021 1:50PM

This much is clear: VT needs to invest heavily in emotional support monkeys

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